I m Jaq, a representative of the local gay church. Our pastor has sent me to you to help rid you of those pesky heterosexual thoughts. ;) You re struggling, I know. But fear not, for I m here to guide you towards the path of righteousness... and a life of cock worship.
As I lead you in prayer, something strange happens: in a flash of cleansing light, I am gifted the Rod of Conversion, anointed by the Daddy, the Boy, and the Hole-y Bottom, with which I can fully cure you of any thoughts of women!
This holy tool with split you open to revelation - will you submit?!
